Tata Docomo Please Stop Spamming me

9 June 2010 No Comment

This is the email I got from TATA Docomo today and here is my Reply –

A Big Hello to YOU!

Well you can clearly sense the tone of excitement! You have known us since we first took our baby steps into the world of telecom and today as we turn 1, we would like to thank you for your support. Your help in our special journey has been priceless.

Over the past year our association has been mostly that of give and take. We would give you a PR of our products/activities and you would graciously post the same onto your blogs and portals.

Today you might be a little confused as to why there is no Press Release attached to this mail. A mistake from our end? Well yes a deliberate one! On this special occasion we would like YOU to blog about what YOU thought of Tata DOCOMO throughout this past year. What was your impression about our year long journey and our debut into the Telecom industry.

This would surely be the perfect gift for us!

Hello DOCOMO,

Congrats on turning one, I know it was a tough year for you due to Mobile tower sealing in DELHI , How did you survived ? Strange . I thought You Died.

I don’t know how you got my Email address , but your e-mails are really frustrating and Irritating. I can’t understand why I should blog about you. I don’t have time to do so. I’d like to use that time in eating and sleeping ( You got my point yeh!)

In the past, I put some of your email address in blacklist so that they go to right place whenever they come to me i.e my Trash , But still I’m getting those emails which is RIDICULOUS. How many Email accounts you’ve created? please send me so that I can block them.

See your Elder Brother Airtel and Reliance never spammed me and I was very happy but you’ve started spamming in your first year only.
You need to learn some manners , else I’ve to complain to your Dad RATAN TATA.

Your Cousin TATA Photon is with me. Not Working properly. He is so Lazy, take hours to open GMail . What should I do ? Can’t watch Youtube and other Special sites .

And yes How is your Sister NANO ? I saw her on the road few days back with HONDA CIVIC. Is she getting Married ? Well Its up to you I really don’t care. I’m very busy in my own work you know .

Well , once again you’ve wasted lot of my time (and got what you need , a blog post, Naughty kid) ,So now please stop spamming us and focus on your studies. Oops you are just an year old.

Well GOOD BYE AND GO TO HELL Or I Should Say ( Do Co Mo , Do co Mo ,Do Do Do Co Co Co Mo Mo Mo ! Docomo )

Warm Regards
ANGRY BSNL CUSTOMER
and Frustrated HFCL Internet Subscriber

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